Conard Line

Written by Nexcerpt on May 6th, 2012 in Patterns & News.
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In this month’s New York Times Magazine, Adam Davidson does a heroic job of hiding his contempt for Edward Conard. For this, Davidson deserves considerable praise: Conard seems a truly contemptible character.

At the moment, Conard is pushing a new book, based on the startlingly tone-deaf premise that super-wealthy people make life better for the rest of us — that having billionaires (about 400 in the US today) tends to keep life nice for the little people.

Unfortunately for Conard, the conclusion he perversely chooses to believe contradicts best practices of wealth management. More on that after some orientation to Conard’s ultra-privileged world.

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Hot Weather?

Written by Nexcerpt on March 27th, 2012 in Patterns & News.
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This is no longer about “weather.” Pretending this is merely “weather” is dangerously stupid.

Here in Southwest Michigan, I watched the “weather” forecasts for 21 March 2012 (according to the Android App “News and Weather”) for the week leading up to 21 March. This is how the high temperature forecast progressed:

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Road Romney

Written by Nexcerpt on February 12th, 2012 in Patterns & News.

Given Mitt Romney’s history with day trips, the campaign’s current promotion seems bizarre. The 29 June 2007 Boston Globe summarized the tale of an unfortunate 1983 cartop ride of Romney’s Irish Setter, Seamus:

…hours into the ride, Seamus apparently suffered diarrhea, which ran down the back window of the car. Romney’s sons, all under 14, howled in disgust. Romney pulled off the road into a service station. There, he borrowed a hose, washed down Seamus and the car, and they drove on to Ontario.

That may not sound like the sort of road trip you would enjoy — but now you have a chance to find out!

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Dumb Critics

Written by Nexcerpt on January 22nd, 2012 in Patterns & News.
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Right leaning bloggers are in a frantic huff over the Newsweek cover story for 23 Jan 2011, entitled “Why are Obama’s Critics So Dumb?”

Rather, most are in a huff over one word on the cover: “dumb.” That’s dumb.

And, they’re wailing about it across social media — an “Occupy Dumbness” movement — thus increasing sales and traffic for Newsweek, which they claim to hate with a vengeance. That’s incredibly dumb.

It’s even more dumb than it sounds — because most of them obviously didn’t read the article.

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Debra Romer Sings

Written by Nexcerpt on December 2nd, 2010 in Life & Lessons.
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Debra Romer is herself a phenomenon — and she just created another. At five p.m. today (01 Dec 2010), she launched a Kickstarter pledge campaign to fund a new Debra Romer CD / EP. She asked pledges of $3,000, thinking she’d need sixty days to raise it. Instead, she had $8,000 in pledges by midnight… in less than seven hours.

Note: If you [Share] this on Facebook, but don’t see a thumbnail image, try sharing this short link instead: http://bit.ly/gTUr7Q That solved it for me! Some disagreement there between FB and WP; troubleshooting my WP plugins now ;-)

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News of Awakening

Written by Nexcerpt on December 3rd, 2010 in Patterns & News.
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Matt McGee writes now, at SearchEngineLand, about “Google News Dropping Sites, Reviewing Inclusion Standards.” That’s excellent news, given recent observations here and elsewhere about declining search results quality at Google News.

Also good news that Mark Nepo’s Book of Awakening continues moving up lists such as USA Today Bestsellers from ABC News, where it is Number 23, and Publishers Weekly Bestsellers in Trade Paperbacks from San Francisco Gate, where Nepo is Number one!

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FaceBook Friend F***up

Written by Nexcerpt on December 7th, 2010 in Patterns & News.
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Danny Sullivan asks: Why does Facebook have to F with everything?

Danny makes a number of stinging observations about the perverse distortions of reality euphemistically called “FaceBook Upgrades,” concluding:

It’s f’ing simple. Ask people. Ask people what they want. Hey, you want a strip of pictures at the top of your page? No? Click this X to get rid of it. Want this box of friends to show? Here’s an X to get rid of it. Is this stuff linked to privacy settings? Then make the X or whatever take you directly to those controls.

Facebook exhaustion. I swear, this is what’s killing you for me.

Danny, it gets worse: the F’s at FB took away the only [X] that had any real value.

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Morgan Stanley Dope

Written by Nexcerpt on December 7th, 2010 in Patterns & News.
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Here’s why people see Wall Street as a con game:

   Google Added To “Best Ideas” List At Morgan Stanley – Eric Savitz – Tech Musings – Forbes.

Forbes shows the idiotic audacity to insinuate that “GOOG is up $14.15, or 2.5%, to $592.51” because “Morgan Stanley analyst Scott Devitt” likes it? Consider the implications of asserting that, “shares are getting a boost this morning from Morgan Stanley analyst Scott Devitt”? (Hmm… which is the source of the idiocy, and which of the audacity: Forbes, or Eric Savitz?)

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Jared Lee Loughner

Written by Nexcerpt on January 8th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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By 15:55 EDT, ABC and other sources identify Gabrielle Giffords’ shooter as Jared Lee Loughner.

Here’s his YouTube channel: Jared Lee Loughner’s YouTube channel.

Loughner’s only “Favorite” video, “America: Your Last Memory In A Terrorist Country!

Adsense Nonsense

Written by Nexcerpt on January 28th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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I’ve spent nine years promoting the Google brand worldwide — creating a viral marketing phenomenon to Google’s benefit across tens of thousands of channels, in dozens of languages — including venues from grade school coursework, to academic papers, to off-Broadway shows. Today, I’ve been rebuked for doing so.

The complaint came from… well, can you guess? No, not Microsoft — neither Ask.com nor Apple nor Facebook nor Twitter. The complaint came from none other than Google itself.

I wish I could address this response to the person who sent me the complaint. But, for reasons that will become obvious, I can’t; they’re anonymous and unreachable. So, I’ll blog it instead. If enough readers like, cite, link, and retweet this article, perhaps Google will get the message.

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Adsense Sentience

Written by Nexcerpt on January 29th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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   It’s ALIVE!!
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Twenty hours after my Adsense Nonsense post, the following surprisingly humble bit of contrition arrived (I’ll give it the same conversational treatment I gave original notice):

Hello Mr Stock,

Please accept out apologies for an erroneous notification that was sent
out to you on January 28th in regards to your site http://googlewhack.com.

I love getting “out” apologies. That is way out, man!

Seriously, nice to see a typo in there. It’s a relief to realize that some human is involved in this process.

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Facebook Fail?

Written by Nexcerpt on February 16th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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Poor design of new systems (or of extensions to current systems) can create conflicts that are difficult or impossible to overcome. If you capture data beyond what you can interpret, or data insufficient for your needs (or with insufficient granularity) all the analysis in the world won’t improve your understanding of that data. And, if the design actually prevents the collection of essential data, no fix is possible.

We may be seeing the limits of scalability, due in part to design failure, play out at Facebook right now.

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We have yet to realize the worst effects of Michigan Governor Rick Snyder’s union-bashing, democracy slashing power grab for Emergency Financial Managers. This of course refers to the far-reaching “local government and school district fiscal accountability act,” Michigan House Bill 4214 of 2011 unified with Michigan Senate Bill 513 of 2011.

Writing for Fox News in Detroit, Charlie Duff (“no liberal by any stretch of the imagination, but also no conservative”) wrote:

In Michigan, the emergency manager will have total power of the purse: with absolute authority the emergency manager will be able to sell assets like the water department, undo union contracts, abrogate collective bargaining agreements without discussion including those of police and fire. More worrisome still, the emergency manager will be able to dissolve local governments.

You needn’t have progressive DNA to find the bill horrifying. Still, the worst may be what was nearly mistakenly (or truly intentionally) left out.

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True April Fools

Written by Nexcerpt on April 2nd, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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These are not April Fools pranks! There certainly are pranks here, but nothing funny. All these news articles about massive wealth appeared within a few hours of April First. Considering the deviltry they describe, and the terror such corporate devils sew — and will one day reap — this news would be more fitting on Halloween.

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Dating Language

Written by Nexcerpt on April 6th, 2011 in Dating & Online, Patterns & News.
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Turnstyle describes Online Dating Lingo Tapped and Mapped, visualizing the language of online dating profiles. Well… allegedly visualizing the language. Sort of. If you don’t care about language.

The project is by R. Luke DuBois. It’s a promising concept, weakly implemented. It shouts, in pale grey blue and mauve, why artists who lack analytical skills should stay out of the infographic business.

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Harbor Shores

Written by Nexcerpt on April 20th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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Watching the Benton Harbor takeover escalate recently — in particular, the devious private agendas of Michigan Governor Rick Snyder, Michigan Representative Fred Upton, and their cronies — I was reminded of the relentless misrepresentations in early development proposals for the Jack Nicklaus “Signature” golf course at Harbor Shores.

Below are my comments on Harbor Shores’ first wetland permit request, as I submitted back in 2005. Unfortunately, all the worst has come to pass.

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Passport to Lunacy

Written by Nexcerpt on April 28th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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[Sigh] OK, left-leaning conspiracy theorists — and you know you’re nearly as common as Birthers — I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but the State Department has not gone batshit insane, no matter how many mouths have already frothed over the notion.

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Schema Schmema

Written by Nexcerpt on June 3rd, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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According to nearly simultaneous announcements yesterday from Google, Yahoo, and Bing, this new project brought together their collective best efforts to standardize certain markup elements in one Schema.

Summary: more evidence that corporations should not be in charge of Anything Important ™.

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Piano Quality

Written by Nexcerpt on September 27th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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The finest pianos in the world were built about a hundred years ago. Due to evolution in engineering, exhaustion of raw materials, and flagging business standards, we will never see their like again. Some people may build very good pianos; new forms of the instrument may exceed (in narrow ways) the magnificent machines built a few decades either side of the year 1900. But, from a musical perspective, there will never be a “better” piano than the typical concert grand of a century ago.

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Jobs Funeral

Written by Nexcerpt on October 6th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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Can this be true?

Irony of Irony of… Idiocy. Margie Phelps announces that Westboro Baptist Church will picket Steve Jobs’ funeral.. On Twitter. From an iPhone?!? More…

LinkedIn History

Written by Nexcerpt on December 7th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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Writing today at ERE.net, Krista Bradford quoted me regarding LinkedIn’s Grey Goo potential. That raised a question regarding how to find your LinkedIn member number, which Krista explained at Intellerati.
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Dell Warranty Spam

Written by Nexcerpt on December 14th, 2011 in Patterns & News.
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Over the years, my companies have bought dozens of servers, workstations, and related devices from Dell. Those machines have worked quite well. We ran them hard for years, around the clock. We eventually gave most of them to a friend who repurposes the big boxes for a church network, and the small boxes for kids who can’t afford (but need) a way to do schoolwork online.

I’ve never needed or purchased (or regretted the lack of) any extended warranty.

After being such a great customer, can Dell really not excuse me from their infernal maintenance upselling spam campaign?

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